I thought I was the only who couldn't stand the M&S adverts.
The food just looks bad doesn't it and the pseudo-seductive voice which is meant to make food sexy really doesn't work for me!
So when I found these parodies it just seems so fitting - as well as hilarious

"VOICE: This isn't just a raspberry pavlova. This is a pavlova with a meringue base made from free-range eggs, separated, and then beaten ... beaten with birch twigs, until they bleed.

Topped with fresh cream, whipped, ... whipped while chained in a dungeon until it begs for mercy.

And raspberries, plucked by hand and pulped beneath the heel of an 8-inch stiletto.

This isn't just food - this is S & M food!"

"Delicious genetically modified honey roast ham.... reared in a lab in Guildford, yours for free when you steal one of our bottles of sherry, which you can also use as a delicious inorganic anti -freeze........"

yes I'm still laughing! They are not just any patronising adverts... they are slowly killing me :##